{"product_id":"houseplants-and-their-fcked-up-thoughts-ps-they-hate-you-9781951412036","title":"Houseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts: P.S., They Hate You","description":"\u003cb\u003eDiscover the cheeky musings of your houseplants in this quirky little gift book--a delightful treat for plant enthusiasts who've ever felt those leafy side-eyes from their green companions.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHave you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Maybe you think you and your leafy companions are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and forgot to water them for a week. Or maybe... things are a little more twisted. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ci\u003eHouseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts\u003c\/i\u003e is a laugh-out-loud, illustrated gift book that imagines what your favorite ferns, succulents, and tropicals are really thinking--and it's not pretty. Maybe your fiddle-leaf fig finds you pathetic. Your majesty palm is deeply disdainful. And is it possible your philodendron has been eyeing your man? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Packed with witty one-liners and hilariously relatable plant humor, this funny houseplant book is perfect for anyone who talks to their plants--and suspects they're talking back. With sharp captions and vibrant plant portraits, it's the ultimate present for the plant parent, plant killer, or green-thumbed goddess in your life. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Just because your plants can't speak doesn't mean they don't have a lot to say. Open this book... if you dare.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Carlyle Christoff, Elisabeth Saake\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Collective Book Studio\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/07\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSeries:\u003c\/b\u003e F*cked-Up Thoughts\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 96\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.48lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 6.61h x 4.57w x 0.63d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781951412036","brand":"Ripon Bookstore","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":44151110664237,"sku":"9781951412036","price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0681\/0501\/1245\/files\/img_4493d58d-88b0-4a69-bc61-b51317e2347c.jpg?v=1757342796","url":"https:\/\/riponbookstore.com\/products\/houseplants-and-their-fcked-up-thoughts-ps-they-hate-you-9781951412036","provider":"Ripon Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}