{"product_id":"how-to-tell-if-your-cat-is-plotting-to-kill-you-9781449410247","title":"How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You","description":"\u003cb\u003eThe Oatmeal's most popular cat jokes, including \"How to Pet a Kitty\" and \"The Bobcats,\" plus 15 new and never-before-seen cat-themed comics, are presented in this hilarious #1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/i\u003e best seller from Matthew Inman, creator of the popular website The Oatmeal. Includes pull-out poster!\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIf your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. \u003ci\u003eHow to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You\u003c\/i\u003e is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at The Oatmeal. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eHow to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You\u003c\/i\u003e presents fan favorites, such as \"Cat vs. Internet,\" \"How to Pet a Kitty,\" and \"The Bobcats,\" plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. Oats! A bonus pullout poster is included at the back of the book.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e The Oatmeal, Matthew Inman\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Andrews McMeel Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/09\/2012\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSeries:\u003c\/b\u003e Oatmeal #2\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 136\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.1lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 7.00w x 0.50d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781449410247\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eOriginal Edition\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Ripon Bookstore","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44150267838509,"sku":"9781449410247","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0681\/0501\/1245\/files\/img_99dac471-46f4-404e-a20a-2abfc5f24e6a.jpg?v=1757313216","url":"https:\/\/riponbookstore.com\/products\/how-to-tell-if-your-cat-is-plotting-to-kill-you-9781449410247","provider":"Ripon Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}